Funky,Flirtatious SMS, jokes, Thoughts & Quotes



"It hurts to love someone who could only love you back when he can find time for you and not go out of his way to love you."

No matter how much it hurts. Love is a force ... a force that can neither be created nor destroyed."

"When one loves completely, but the love is not returned, they must bestow a most painful gift. That is of letting go. For if you love someone, you will do anything you make them happy."


11 Lessons In Life :))

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone. 
6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.



Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my
mind. I wish I would start
my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my
Lips. U just make my day. I
Love You. NESCAFE :))

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C
U, when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People
Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some
Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others
may forget U but... Never
Shall I ;;)

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga..
bangla diya; dost manga toh
tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun
kiya :))

There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all
doctors, nurses & attendents are
present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient
is busy in reading this

Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but
let me think about u. Take my
hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take
my heart, its already with

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in
bed. He shotos his
friend to death. Wife says "If you behave like
this you will lose all your

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose
one .. it will never be
Complete again. Just want you to know you are one
of the pieces, I cant
afford to lose.

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....
Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u
is that, U R very
sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n
donkey ???
Ans : Both look cute when they are young but they
get into transport
business when they grew up.

Your are special to me,
I don't want anything happening to you,
I want u to be safe but i can't always be there,
So plz be care full when u r alone ..

Good freinds care for each other
Close friends Understand each other
And True freinds Stay forever
Beyond words
Beyond time
and Beyond distance

May the pain you have known
and the conflict you have experienced
give you the strength to walk through life
facing each new situation
with optimism and courage.

A group of Elephant were Sitting on the Street,
A good looking female Elephant passes by,
What does the loafer Elephant says?
Wow !! 36000, 24000, 36000!!

U to hum kisika piccha nahi karte, darde dil liya
aur diya nahi karte,
Itefq ki baat hai ye dosti app se hai varna itna
keemti SMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte

Friendship is like standing on wet cement. the
longer you stay, the harder it is to leave & u
can never go without leaving your prints behind.

Relationship is like a garden. it's beautiful
when watered with love, hugs, tears & cheers. but
when it dries up if left untouched- keep in

Age appears to be best in some things,
Old wood- best to burn
Old books- best to read
Old wine- best to drink
& Old friends like u- best to keep

Afternoon Reflection:
Have a
that never
that never
that never
and a
that never

As the day turns into night,
keep ur worries out of sight,
no matter how tough the world may seem,
u still deserve the *Sweetest Dream*

Goods frns r difficult to find

Sharab ek bimari hai,
Jo is samaj ko barbaad kar rahee hai.
Aao milke kasam khaaye ki is bimaari ko khatam
kar de,
Ek bottle tum khatam karo baaki hum kardenge.

Us sarabi ko ae khudda maut aa jaaye,
jo chhor kar tujhe,
paimana honth se lagaaye.

Bhagwaan se paani manga to saagar diyaa,
phool manga to bageecha diyaa,
Ghar manga to mahal diyaa,
paisa manga to aap ka number diya.

Handsome guys go left,
Cute gurls go right, And
Ugly ones come in the centre.
Hey u!!! don't pretened to read the SMS,
Come in the centre.

Humans fall in love, thats normal
Cows eats grass, thats ok,
But when monkeys can press key pad,
Still Pressing,

Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta,
yeh to karisma hai dosti ka,
warna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta!!!

The beauty of life does not depend on how happy
you are,
but on how happy others can be....because of you

Sometimes my Mind asks....
then my HEART answer....
It's simply because SMS is FREE

Promise me we r true friends,
U r the roof, i am the ground,
u r the floor, i am the tiles,
u r the sun, i am the rays,
I am the tree, u r the monkey

Monday went to tuesday,
to see wednesday
n aske thursday
whether friday
has told saturday
that "sunday" is a holiday
have a great sunday

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah str8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho.

Sardar returns book 2 lib,
bangs it on table says"2 many characters, no
story at all"
Lib"n says" so u r the one who took the telephone

Jab tumhara mesg aata hai, mera rom-rom machal
jaata hai, ang ang mein gudgudi hotti hai.
yeh mesg ka kasoor nahi hai, kambhakt mobile hi
vibration par hotta hai

feeling bored?- THINK OF ME
feeling sad?- CALL ME
feeling lonely?- SEE ME
feeling sleepy?- DREAM OF ME
feeling hungry?- EAT MAGGIE

please remind me to remind u bout reminding me to
send u this
reminder that reminds me of reminding u that u
never have to
remind me to remember u.

Ye aapun ka hi SMS hai,
aankhein phaad phaad kar kya dekhreila hai,
Abbey chup chap uthke mooh dho,
aapun tere ko good morning bolreila hai,
samjha ki du ek khicke

When sky becomes dark- I remember you:
When clouds gather- I remember you:
When rain starts- I remember you:
When i get wet- I remember you:
please return my umbrella....

In Pakisatan a man with one hair on his head is
called IQBAL,
One hair on ear is called IQBAL KAN,
One hair on ass is called ASS-IF-IQBAL.

Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi.
Jise samjha Coca Cola, woh nikla dhoka cola.
Is liye aaj ke baad no soft drink only wine &
whiskey, kabhi na risky

Dimag mein hamesha ek shore ho raha hai,
bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
kahi aisa to nahi, ke ek anokha sa dost mujhse
door ho raha hai..!!!..

Baazu-o mein dum rakhta hoon,
dil mein gham rakhta hoon,
mujhe patta hai tera SMS aayega,
Isiliye TIGER BALM bhi sang rakhta hoon!!!

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahin.
Taj Mahal banana tha par Mumtaz mili nahin.
Ek din, Kismat khuli shadi huyi,
Ab Taj banana hai-- par ye Mumtaz marti nahin.

Teri pyaari si surat ka phir ek baar didar de
tadap raha hu mein yaha ab aur na intazar de
Apni aawaz nahi sunani hai to na suna
aye zalim itna to kar ki ek missed call maar de

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala
nazar aata hai....
Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...
ajkal kambhakt bill bahut aata hai


Some Famous QUOTES

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"Love comforteth, like sunshine after rain."
~ William Skaespeare ~

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"How can you be special to him
when you're already special to me."
~ DeAnswer ~

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"Love simply is -- it asks no permissions.
Acceptance is all love asks, the only demand it makes,
but it is an absolute one. You can either admit it
to your heart or refuse it, but there's no other option."
~ Stephanie Laurens ~

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"Love is like a river, always changing,
but always finding you again somewhere down the road."
~ Kelly Elaine ~

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"The greatest thing you will ever learn,
is to love and be loved in return."
~ Moulon Rouge ~

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"Love, true love, is that which can give the most
without asking or demanding anything in return."
~ Mazie Hammond ~

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"Where there is love, there is God also."
~ Leo Tolstoy ~

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"The love of our neighbor in all its fullness
simply means being able to say to him,
'What are you going through?'"
~ Simone Well ~

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"All, everything that I understand,
I understand only because I love."
~ Leo Tolstoy ~

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"What do we live for it if not to make life
less difficult for each other."
~ George Eliot ~

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Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to

You can only go as far as you push!

Actions speak louder than words.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody

Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.

Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might
miss it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to

Some people make the world special by just being in it.

Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can
look beside you and your best friend will be there.

True friendship never ends.

Friends are forever.

Good friends are like don't always see them, but you
know they are always there.

Don't frown, you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is
the person who made you cry?

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave
footprints in your heart.

Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted.

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga



For ur valentine!!!!!!!!!

Some call it luck , some call it fate, but whatever it is......... u were worth the wait!!!

some1 somewhere thinks of ur smile, n while thinking of u says life is worthwhile, so wheneer u r lonely, remember tht some1 somewhere is thinking of u........

I wanna make u mine, coz u look so fine, sply at nine , ur eyes  r divine, they fulfill the work of wine, In the world of darkness u shine so would u like 2 b my valentine??!!!!

u r the bomb, singing tht funky song, now don't take me wrong, i'll love u all day long...

those eyes of urs i luv, u r as quiet as dove, will u b mine till the end of time....

I've been in a haze, since u set my heart ablaze...,I smell with my noses, the sweet smell of roses,tht i wud like u 2 b mine, so plz b my valentine.......

Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."
 When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home.

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
 HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."

God created ME to b ur friend. He picked ME out from all the REST coz  he knows I am ....well one of the BEST.
AHEM !! don't argue with God now.

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
 Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****


The night was dark, the moon was high, I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words.... I !!

Zindagi tujh bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai mudat si lagti haipehle nahi ab sochte hain hum, har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai......



The most destructive habit ............................... Worry
The greatest joy ............................................... Giving
The greatest loss ........................... Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work ....................... Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.......................... Selfishness
The most endangered species ............. Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource........................ Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"............... Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome........................ Fear
The most effective sleeping pill.............. Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease................... Excuses
The most powerful force in life.......................... Love
The most dangerous pariah ....................... A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer ......... The brain
The worst thing to be without ........................... Hope
The deadliest weapon .............................. The tongue
The two most power-filled words ................... "I Can"
The greatest asset............................................. Faith
The most worthless emotion......................... Self-pity
The most beautiful attire............................... SMILE!
The most prized possession...................... Self esteem
The most powerful channel of communication.. Prayer
The most contagious spirit........................ Enthusiasm
The greatest fortune............................... Contentment
The greatest asset........................................... Health
The meanest action...................................... Revenge
The cheapest trait......................................Miserliness
The most powerful action............................... Charity
The most obnoxious disease....................... Arrogance
The lowest of the low....................................... Pride
The deepest intoxicator ...................................Power
The highest coverer of defects.........................Wealth
The most unpredictable...............................Customer
The crown of greatness............................Forgiveness
The greatest sin.........................Not believing in God.
The most uncertain..........................................Death



is for the Million things she gave me.
stands for the love that Only she can give.
is for the Tears she shed to save me.
is for her Heart of purest gold.
is for her Eyes, with love-light shining.
means Right, and right she'll always be.

Put them all together, they spell

A word that means the world to me.


Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)


Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya.......!!


Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(

> Cool Insults

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
3. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your
4. At least there's one thing good about your body.It isn't as ugly
as your face!
5. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
6. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
7. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
8. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
9. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!
10. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
11. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading
12. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
13. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
14. Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
15. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them.
16. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this
17. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
18. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world
is in.
19. He is always lost in thought-it's unfamiliar territory.
20. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

21. He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny,it's a miracle!
22. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?
23. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
24. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
25. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to
build an idiot.
26. How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
27. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
28. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it's empty.
29. How would you like to feel the way you look?
30. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
31. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the
next 10 years?
32. I don't want you to turn the other cheek; it's just as ugly.
33. I don't know who you are, but whatever you are,I'm sure everyone
will agree with me.
34. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
35. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the
36. I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me!
37. I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are
at all.
38. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?
39. I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the
40. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
41. I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
42. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical
of you.



    WEn sky bcomes dark .it reminds me u.,wen clouds gathers. it reminds me u., wen rain starts .it reminds me u. wen i get reminds me u. Plz return my UMBRELLA!!



A woman told her husband that her credit card had been stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his she did.



When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your finger and tell them to fuck off.


At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is... having friends.
At age 17, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is... having sex.
At age 35, success is... having money.
At age 50, success is... having money.
At age 60, success is... having sex.
At age 70, success is... having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is... having friends.
At age 90, success is... not peeing in your pants



Do I Love you?


i don't love i?
i don't care for u do i?
then why does this heart skips a beat when i see u?
then why does a smile just cross my lips....when i look
at u?
i don't love i?
i dont' care for u do i?
then why do ii love it when u call me sweetheart then
why do i hate it when u forget to call
i don't love u...i really dont...right?
i care a damn for u.... but then why these tears fall
when u fight with me.. why do i pray foor ur safety..
why do i care if u r ill
i don't love u i?
i don't care for i?
why does my heart jump with joy--- when your name
flashes on my cell..
why do I feel breathless--- when i hear ur voice on the
i don't love u i?
i don't care for i?
then why do i like seeing u.. even though i've seen
thee best of guys then
why do i misss u... even though i talk to u eveeryday?
i don't love u.... i don't care for u... DO I?????

 Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
 Dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho
Muskuranay ki baat kartay ho
Hum nay chaar din say mu'n nahi dhoya
Tum nahanay ki baat kartay ho


 Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyenge saath marenge
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge


Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

 Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya


Dosti Karo College wali se Pyar Karo Office Wali se Program Karo Pados Wali se Aankh Ladao Sali Se Aur Maar Khao Ghar Wali se

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.


One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.


A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.


A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.


If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.


People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.


If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!


A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.


They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.


When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”


Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!


It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.


In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.


I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.


There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.


U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!


How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.


Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!


If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.


Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.


If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!


Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.


Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend..


i am a killer n i kill people for money but bcoz ur my frd i will kill u for nothin


yeh mat sochna ki bhul jayenge tumhe door reh kar bhi yaad aayenge tumhe agar dost bankar raas na aaye tuo bhoot bankar darenge tumhe


dost banana sikh liya tumne dosti nibhana bhi sikho muft a sms bahut hua kabhi phone milana bhi sikho


to wash aways all sins & mistake in ur life chant thes words 51 times in surely works try thes out"DIPS IS THE BEST"


before u judge a person ...walk a mile in his shoes ,after tht .........who cares ????he is a mile away & u got his shoes,just run......


look.....The moon is callin u! see.........The stars r shinin 4 u ! listen.......The birds r singin to u! hear ......My heart says 'I MISS u'


mandir main jaap karta hoon,masjid main namaaz padta hoon,insaan se khuda na ban jaun isiliye tumhe sms kar roz ek paap karta hoon


if u hide i will seek for u.........if u r lost i will search for u ......if u will leave i will wait for u......if days take u away frm me.....i will fight for u ,but if u stop sendin messeges i will kill u!!!



aahat ko khanak ki talassh rahti hai ,nigahoon ko surat ki pyass rehti hain ,tumhara mess na mile tuo tabiyat kharab rehti hai




in da world god made few SWEETHEARTS,amgst thm he made sum sweeterhearts ,amgst thm he made a single sweeter heart n dat heart is urs SWEETHEART


aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai, yaad karna aadat ki baat hai, aapse dur rehne kismat ki baat hai, magar aapko jhelna himmat ki baat hai


if u wanna know how much i luv u try 2 catch rain drops the ones u catch is how much u luv me n 1 u miss is how much i luv u


ek arse se ye aankhein soi nahi, hasi nahi , roi nahi,ek baat thi dil mein jo tumse kehni thi ke...

jassi jaisi koi nahi...........


Din Ko Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Aram Nahi Ji Na Lage Kahi, E Khuda Kya Yahi Pyar Hai? Aray Yeh Pyar Nahi, 104 Bukhaar Hai

Baikaboo Hai Dil Magar Phir Bhi Jiye Ja Raha Hoo Reply Milta Nahi Uska Phir Bhi MSG Kiye Ja Raha Hoo


>1- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
2- After you, my love, my only prize Would be a bullet between my eyes
3- Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face
4- I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother
5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not
6- I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face
7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
8- Every time I see your face I wish I were in outer space
9- I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy
10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life
11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt, If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
12-What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime
13-I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming
14-My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way
15-My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"


Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe
shift delete kar doonga

ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh read only hain

shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye

woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
aur kitne thread hain

tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to click karo

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 error but 5 warning


Safed Sari Par Jab Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki, Woh Ghayal Ko Le Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ho Ki Ghayal Pe Ghayal Kiye Jati Ho.

Pyar Hota Hai Ek Baar,
Phir Hota Hai Dil Bekarar,
Phir Dil Pe War,
Phir Yaad Aata Hai Yaar,
Aur Phir Jaate Hai "Ladies Bar" Bar Bar.


kindness in words creates confidence kindness in thinking creates profoundness
kindness in giving creates LOVE &
love knows no boundaries..........





 Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"



A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."



Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.


I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!


If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA. > > > If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.


I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST & the most beautiful person on eart, but then I thought.......... SUICIDE is a CRIME....


Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola, "ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?"


One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.." Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes, "padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."


When u feel sad.... > > To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, > > "damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur > sadness. > > But don't make this a habit..... >


log ishq karte hai bade shor ke saath... > hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath... > magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath... > kyunki kal usko dekha kisi aur ke saath.. >


mujhe sapna me ek tasveer si dikhti hai....wo tasveer mujhe haqeeqat si lagti mobile wali to kisi aur ki amant hai.....iske baju wali kuch apni si lagti hai


Mere marne ke baad doston aansu na bahana, meri yaad aaye to sidhe upar chale aana


I chased love , i found friendship, I chased desires , I found hopes, I chased a monkey and , I found u.


>> Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main >> 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta >> hoon >> Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main >> 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta >> hoon >> Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha >> leta hoon..


>> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki >> dor, >> Jab tumne thaam lee hai mere jeevan ki >> dor, >> Yeh dil maange more..Yeh dil maange >> more..


 >> Woh sadak ke is paar thi, hum sadak ke >> us paar the.. >> Kuch hum aage badhe, kuch who aage >> badhi >> Hum kuch aur age badhe, who bhi kuch >> aur aage badhi >> Ab hum sadak ke us paar the, who sadak >> ke is paar thi >>


 Aapne mere man se khela, >> aapne mere tan se khela, >> aapne mere dhan se khela >> aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela... >> well played! well played! well >> played!!


Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua >> chhaliye, >> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua >> chhaliye, >> iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,

 Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, >> Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, >> Melody khao khud jaan jao........ >> >>


 Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha >> hai; >> Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha >> hai; >> Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? >>


Monday ko dosti tuesday ko pyar wednesday ko shadi thursday ko barbadi friday ko fighting saturday ko talaq sunday ko rest monday ko phir say talash


Hum ne sochaa thaa, ki hamari aur uski hogi shaadi
 Hum ne sochaa thaa,,,, ki hamari aur uski hogi shaadi
 Sach hua hamara khwaab, hamari ho gayi hai, uski bhi hone wali hai


 Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
>> 'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'
>> Aur khuda tumse puche,
>> Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise'

 Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
>> jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
>> dil ne kaha khud-kushi kar le zalim,bikli ko haath lagaya, bijli chali gai


...khaabon ki duniya mein abhi aaye bhi na the.... ...khaabon ki duniya mein abhi aaye bhi na the... peechhe se awaaz aayi.... ...e bhai....TICKET......e bhai....TICKET...



...dil ke tukde 1000 kiye... ...ek yahaan gira ek wahaan gira... ...uthane lage to kya dekha... ...ek aur gira ek aur gira..



 last night I dream of u , this morning my 1st thought was u, I think of u 2day whole day , I think I like u may be tommrow I 'll think of V , then W X Y Z


.. shama ke bal pe parvane chale aate hain, mohabbat ke bal pe deewane chale aate hain ek tu hai jo na aaya mere janaaje pe log to gairon ko dafnaane chale aate hain

 if u r Chocolate u r da Sweetest ..if u r Teddy u r da most Hugable ..if u r star u r da Brightest & since u r my Friend U r da Best

 Itz not n Achievemnet 2 make 100 frnds in Life but n achievement iz 2 make a True frnd 4 100 yrs i know i made 1 datz u sum1 else too


 Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


if u find urself in dark room with blood flowing everywhere , dont affraid as u r in a safest of all places , u r in my heart ....


my friend Friends like pieces of puzzle if u loose one it will never be complete again . just want u to know u r one of the pieces i cant afford to loose




More coming soon.......................